Neverland Ranch in SL

Its been a while since i updated my blog, but I was talked into visiting Neverland ranch a few months ago so I decided to stop on by.

It seemed a safe place at first that is until, I walked through the front gate.  I was greated by either statues or pictures of kids at ever step of the way.

Why those where bad the music was even worse, it was a love song that just added to the creep factor as I wandered around the sim.

The house in itself had a very unusual layout, it was easy to get lost in this house, the strangest part was in the bathroom I could not find any toilet whatsoever, I mean where does one relieve themselves in this place.

Between the kid statues that I refused to take a picture of and the no toilet I bolted out of the house and found the Neverland Amusement Park in back, this sim is huge.

Neverland offers a world of amenities including a free car pictured above, it was not worth stealing so I left it to find a better ride, unfortunately my reputation precedes me since they had a gate in front of the bumper cars thwarting yet another attempt of me taking rides everywhere i go.

I found the Neverland theater and gave the audience a showing of my thriller dance, the dance was so spectacular there was not a dry eye in the house.

I next found the Neverland zoo, they even let the lions run free, luckily I didn't see any limbs of small children near by apparently even the lions don't like the creepy kid statues and learned to stay away.

It was a fun place to visit but I decided it was time to run for the hills after all a guy can only take so much weirdness, I mean how can you have two bathrooms and not a single toilet, maybe they use the pool for that kind of thing, just a thought.  Until next time.

Worlds shortest Hot air baloon

Today I decided to go on a hot air balloon ride in SL.

Unfortunately I seemed to draw a short straw and ended up getting a pink hot air balloon to fly around in and no matter what I try to do it won't change colors.

Like any trooper after a bit of trying I board my hot air balloon and one of the first things I see is this nifty looking church in the distance.  I might need to see if they will let me drive on this road later on.  Plus I still can't believe I got a pink hot air balloon.

Windmill, still cooler than riding in a pink balloon.

Cool looking harbor, also cooler than a pink hot air balloon, I'm just saying.

 Then I saw this really cool pirate ship, so i decided to ditch the pink balloon, it was a sad moment at first, but I got over it in about 3 seconds.  But then as fate has it this is private land as pirates quickly swarm me before I could rez a sword to defend myself and they have a secret weapon a security orb my one weakness as I am sent home before I can get any further pictures.  I thought about trying to go back but the sim was acting up and I figured they wouldn't let me steal a pirate ship anyways.

Massive Cruise Ship Adventure.

Today I ended up on the SS Galaxy sim a cruise ship so large it takes up three sims, it sounded like a good place to visit, I mean what could go wrong?  I started off entering the ships through the entry port, for some reason I thought about pulling out a gun for this visit you know for protection.  Who knows I might encounter zombies on this ship after all.

I wandered around finding plenty of dress stores and the local movie theater on the back of the ship.  I tried to watch a movie but they didnt have anythign playing so I went to the top of the ship to see what excitement they had up there.

  Here I found a few things of interest as I stole a segway scooter someone left laying around after all walking is so overrated.

During my exploration I quickly found the zip line, I'm sure its perfectly OSHA improved after all its not like you could fall into smoke stack or anything.

The zip line was fun unfortunately I fell off the ship luckily for me they had life preservers for such a case.  This happened to me at least three times while I explored the sim.

Next I decided to raid the ship bridge, luckily for me it was unguarded as i took control of the ship.

 Unfortunately security was onto me, I didn't make it very far stealing this massive ship as I was quickly booted out before I could cause any more damage.  I did manage to make a few long distance calls while I was at it. 

All by myself

We got a new Sex bed in the club  so I thought it was the perfect opportunity to throw a few more sheep into the club and see what kind of poses I could put them in on the bed. 

I think my creativity was a little limted tonight, I mean three sheep on a bed the opportunities where endless but all I wanted to do was to put them into a pyramid for some odd reason.  Maybe latter this week I can find something better to blog about until then enjoy.

Oriantal Castle Sim

So I managed to find this very strange Sim and it turned out to be really cool lots of places for me to get lost with relative ease.

I started to wander around as I tried to make my way upstairs to see what kind of wonders they kept hidden away that I could borrow without the intent of returning.

Instead I was quickly converted to Buddhism during my trip, it didn't last once I left the temple at the top I took a leap of faith from the tower into a bail of hail as I slipped away into the night.  Sorry for the Assassins Creed reference.  I then began to wonder the courtyard as I looked for trouble.

The place was so Tranquil as I sat and meditated for about 3 seconds before I couldn't take it any longer as I quickly got up and continued to wander around to see what other sites I could find and boy did I find some nice stuff.

I found the Clan Iga Ninja super secret headquarters as I wandered in unopposed as I quickly found there mailbox where I could put in a assassination attempt on someone.  With a lack of names I wandered on as I went to see what other sites I could find in this Sim.

I found this really classy Strip club as well, at least I think it was a strip club, the place was so backed I could barely get in as I pushed a few people aside to even get in the club.  I did not even see one ugly dancer in the entire club I felt ashamed to look so noobish compared to everyone else in the club so I left to finish my exploration of the Sim.

I ended my trip with a stop by the water front as I practiced some Tie Chi as the waves crashed against the shore as I showed off my grand master moves that I can only do in Second Life.

President Brasidas

So how did it all come to this, what is the word coming to you might ask. 

How did I end up in the white house running one of the largest countries in the world? Well that is a interesting story actually.  It all started in a small town, well this small town.

Ok the photo isn't the greatest but you get the idea population 6 people for now.  I happened to be exploring the usual way walking the wrong way down a one way street when I noticed a door the local firehouse was open. SO I decided to check it out.

After updating a few records on the police computers I happened to walk in and see a class full of people.  Since it was a fire station I thought it was appropriate to teach them everything I new about how to become professional arsonists.  None of my students accomplished anything of merit but one of them did end up on the FBI most wanted list.

Unfortunately the authorities didn't like my class very much, they threw me behind bars for all my hard work. So what does this have anything to do with me sitting in the big chair at the white house you might ask?

Well I can't let you know all my secrets now can I =o)  Well maybe one more.

That book has all the answers you will ever need. I'm just saying its pure gold, it has all the tips you will ever need to get to sit in the white house you just need to find it in a book store near you.  I hear Borders has it now.

Plus sitting in the white house has plenty of perks Second Life never has any problems running on the white house computer after all.  Plus I like to keep my nuclear suitcase near by just in case I want to start a needless war.  Just remember if you vote for me for another 4 years I promise a pie in everyone refrigerator, just ignore my plans of world domination as well as my other policies I plan to not follow through on.

Look at this taken moments ago at HnH

I think Cat is so going to kill me for this.

Ok back I am still falling but I do see the ground now I decide to put on something a little more reasonable, well back to Elvis.

I am going to aim for the big piece of land as I decent off to the right on that picture I have plenty of time to aim for it after all.

I pull out my parachute just to be safe but at the rate of decline I don't think I need it apparently I can't walk in the air while riding my tiger thats a shame as well since now I think I will fall closer to the water and I don't think Tigger likes getting wet. Hey Clouds.. =o)

  I also take a picture of the VIP lounge while I fall down I have the time after all.

Hmm I wonder if I will be able to see the sim before I hit the ground as it slowly rezes for me as I fall.

Hey I see Blu from up here the archangel sim owner as I slowly fall down to the ground. I land in the water with a light splash as onlookers laugh at the slowly falling tiger and elvis.

As I land I walk around climb up on the beach as I walk over to the new building what secrets will it hold only time will tell.

I just happened to be wearing a elvis Costume and riding a tigger when I suddenly fell off a sky box.  the good thing about Tigers they float slowly to the ground so this must be why cats always land on there feet.

Its amazing the things you see while this happens and how many Elvis songs you can sing as you fall do your slow but sudden doom. Time seems to stand still after all

Hmm so do I abandon my tiger and teleport to the ground safely.

Half way down I started to look through my inventory for stuff I haven't worn recently, I tried my ironman outfit but the added weight didn't help get me to the ground any faster that's a shame.

I think I started to see ghosts so I switched to a ghost buster as night approached. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

As night approached I switched to my tron outfit so you could see me a little better, the outfit really didn't help one bit. unfortunately.  I look over my tiger but still no sight of the ground or anything else for that matter.

As day approached I began to search for food the fact that I had not had anything to eat in 24 begins to affect my system as I look around seeing nothing.

I happened to kiss small bird on the way down as I feed it to Tigger my faithful companion as we continue to decend, how high where we I still don't see the ground actually as I type.

I began to dance as I slowly rode my way down to the ground sending signal flares as I got closer to the ground.  Hmm I wonder if going AFK would help any.